Everything has to start somewhere I suppose. So here you are, on a rickety space station orbiting Neptune.
In the corner sits (cycling-link: bind $catName, "the cat", "Tabby", "Chuckles", "Hellspawn Jr., Lord of Chaos"), mewling pitifully.
Oh no! [[You've forgotten to feed the cat!->Feed the cat]]You're pretty sure you left the cat food [[somewhere around here->Find the cat food]]. You wouldn't have forgotten all about it and [[left it back on Earth->Mistakes were made]], would you now?You must have left it in the kitchen, right? Mixing up human and cat food is the kind of responsible behaviour that got you picked from among the vast number of applicants for this job.
In the corner of the kitchen stands a [[freezer->Freezer]]. For some reason, you think that might be a good place to start the search.
(upperfirst:$catName) prowls the kitchen expectantly, then starts pawing at a [[cupboard->Cupboard]].You *did* leave it back on Earth, didn't you! (upperfirst:$catName) is not amused.
YOU HAVE FAILED TO LOOK AFTER THE CAT.You find a large bag of cat food, of the brand $catName likes best.
CONGRATULATIONS, YOU HAVE FED THE CAT.You open the freezer door. Unfortunately there is nothing inside. Not only did you forget the cat food, you forgot your food too.
GREAT JOB, YOU MUPPET.